if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’
(via snorlaxatives)
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(Source: eredar, via theyellowbrickroad)
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
(via uponyoursleeve)
Anonymous:
where have you beeeen!!
i’ve been swaggin it out at work
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
(via myalsoboringlife)
what part of the alphabet is the wettest?
H to O
fuck you and this joke man i spent like 5 minutes going “H I J K L M N O?” how are they wet
(via drmew)
HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY!
do not delete the text below only the pictures show up on your blog
Hello so as you can see I am doing another giveaway but with different items. I want to help someone that needs these items more than I do. I have barely used these items above and know other people can get good use out of it! I have done other giveaways in the past and they were really successful so i’m really excited to be doing this one! (:
GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY 24TH, 2013
Rules:
Must be following snuggul (previously zaoe)
NO LIKES(you will be disqualified)Reblog as much as you’d like (I am keeping track of how many times you reblog the post)
I am shipping internationally and for free so anyone can participate (:
I am using a random generator to pick the winner!
if you have any questions ask me here
Items:
Canon Camera- $1,700
Psp- $100
Chi Straightener- $100
Blow Dryer- $40
Chi Wand- $110
Victoria Secrets bag- $60
Vera Bradley make up bag (full of make-up)- $40-50
Victoria Secrets make-up kit- $40
Clinique make up bag full of make up- $40-50
Jewelry (earrings & braclets)- $30
Perfume (VS & Rue 21)- $45
Sunglasses- $10
Books (Hunger Games, Maximum Ride series, Summer boys series, Twilight, Paper town)- $50-60
Cheetah scarf- $10
Gold belt- $10
Young & Wreckless shirt (M)- $15
Tribal crop-top (M)- $20
Reindeer sweater (L)- $40
Silk floral shirt (M)- $40
Polka d shirt (M)- $45
Strapless floral shirt (M)- $45
Pink short sleeve (L)- $40
One shoulder white shirt (S)- $45
One shoulder floral shirt (S)- $45
“Pink” Victoria Secrets (S)- $55
Plaid Peacoat (M)- $60
Black strapless dress (6)- $80
Gold slip-ons (size- 9)- $15
Black studded heels (size- 8)- $75
Flipflops (both size 9)- $25
Total: $3,155
(via jessicahelmsisgnarly)
HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY!
do not delete the text below only the pictures show up on your blog
Hello so as you can see I am doing another giveaway but with different items. I want to help someone that needs these items more than I do. I have barely used these items above and know other people can get good use out of it! I have done other giveaways in the past and they were really successful so i’m really excited to be doing this one! (:
GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY 24TH, 2013
Rules:
Must be following snuggul (previously zaoe)
NO LIKES(you will be disqualified)Reblog as much as you’d like (I am keeping track of how many times you reblog the post)
I am shipping internationally and for free so anyone can participate (:
I am using a random generator to pick the winner!
if you have any questions ask me here
Items:
Canon Camera- $1,700
Psp- $100
Chi Straightener- $100
Blow Dryer- $40
Chi Wand- $110
Victoria Secrets bag- $60
Vera Bradley make up bag (full of make-up)- $40-50
Victoria Secrets make-up kit- $40
Clinique make up bag full of make up- $40-50
Jewelry (earrings & braclets)- $30
Perfume (VS & Rue 21)- $45
Sunglasses- $10
Books (Hunger Games, Maximum Ride series, Summer boys series, Twilight, Paper town)- $50-60
Cheetah scarf- $10
Gold belt- $10
Young & Wreckless shirt (M)- $15
Tribal crop-top (M)- $20
Reindeer sweater (L)- $40
Silk floral shirt (M)- $40
Polka d shirt (M)- $45
Strapless floral shirt (M)- $45
Pink short sleeve (L)- $40
One shoulder white shirt (S)- $45
One shoulder floral shirt (S)- $45
“Pink” Victoria Secrets (S)- $55
Plaid Peacoat (M)- $60
Black strapless dress (6)- $80
Gold slip-ons (size- 9)- $15
Black studded heels (size- 8)- $75
Flipflops (both size 9)- $25
Total: $3,155
(via jessicahelmsisgnarly)
HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY!
do not delete the text below only the pictures show up on your blog
Hello so as you can see I am doing another giveaway but with different items. I want to help someone that needs these items more than I do. I have barely used these items above and know other people can get good use out of it! I have done other giveaways in the past and they were really successful so i’m really excited to be doing this one! (:
GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY 24TH, 2013
Rules:
Must be following snuggul (previously zaoe)
NO LIKES(you will be disqualified)Reblog as much as you’d like (I am keeping track of how many times you reblog the post)
I am shipping internationally and for free so anyone can participate (:
I am using a random generator to pick the winner!
if you have any questions ask me here
Items:
Canon Camera- $1,700
Psp- $100
Chi Straightener- $100
Blow Dryer- $40
Chi Wand- $110
Victoria Secrets bag- $60
Vera Bradley make up bag (full of make-up)- $40-50
Victoria Secrets make-up kit- $40
Clinique make up bag full of make up- $40-50
Jewelry (earrings & braclets)- $30
Perfume (VS & Rue 21)- $45
Sunglasses- $10
Books (Hunger Games, Maximum Ride series, Summer boys series, Twilight, Paper town)- $50-60
Cheetah scarf- $10
Gold belt- $10
Young & Wreckless shirt (M)- $15
Tribal crop-top (M)- $20
Reindeer sweater (L)- $40
Silk floral shirt (M)- $40
Polka d shirt (M)- $45
Strapless floral shirt (M)- $45
Pink short sleeve (L)- $40
One shoulder white shirt (S)- $45
One shoulder floral shirt (S)- $45
“Pink” Victoria Secrets (S)- $55
Plaid Peacoat (M)- $60
Black strapless dress (6)- $80
Gold slip-ons (size- 9)- $15
Black studded heels (size- 8)- $75
Flipflops (both size 9)- $25
Total: $3,155
(via jessicahelmsisgnarly)
(Source: the--personal--quotes, via snorlaxatives)
what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food
I tried to scroll.
I tried so fucking hard.
(Source: cohfee, via cats-andgiggles)
lms if u dont know what hola means
so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????
(via snorlaxatives)
