if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
where have you beeeen!!
i’ve been swaggin it out at work
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
what part of the alphabet is the wettest?
H to O
fuck you and this joke man i spent like 5 minutes going “H I J K L M N O?” how are they wet
what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food
I tried to scroll.
I tried so fucking hard.
lms if u dont know what hola means
so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????